Double Trouble Duo
ill miss this blog! will you keep it up so people can look at the replies you drew?
Anonymous

((Sure why not. My favorite post on here will always be feastings’s reading of notes on the sadstuck.))

Clarification:

((My partner in crime S is enduring her school year and I do not want to have this on her shoulders as well. I am also in school currently and so this blog is going to be inactive for months and months and months… so maybe you’ll see us back in the JohnDave or DaveJohn tag when we’re alive and well. ))

-R

[Did I mention you guys can ask kid!John and Dave now

THEN I’LL SAY IT AGAIN

WE NEED ASKS PEOPLE]

Because apparently Alpha!Dave is dead as said in the newest update-

You all can be happy that Dave and John are dead together.

:33 < *presents one of the askthepepsicoladuo’s admins, the master shipper*

:33 < to use “hammertime” was an act of putting kismesis together… all ac got out of the beating of clocks with hammers was… spades.

((Scrapped Sadstuck))

johnsdong:

askthepepsicoladuo:

((look, I felt like rewarding you guys for enduring with me but I couldn’t bring myself to draw all of these emotions and scenes during Winter Break. I apologize. So here, I’ll let you all imagine this in better art styles than mine. ))

((There was supposed to be a scene where John dies saving Dave because Dave was racing John to the house.. But when Dave ran across the street, there was a car speeding and te collision would’ve ended our knight of time’s life. Instead, it ended his savior’s. S was bawling. HEH…. -R))

TG:

so john

this year wasnt so bad

we had the party over at the lalondes

bro withheld his urge to strife me on the massive roof that would have been an battlefield of epic proportion because mom lalonde wouldve had our hides on her walls

jade mounted a reindeer head on the wall which was kind of creepy but i suppose it runs in the family

the trolls even sent gifts

themselves

rose and kanaya had the first mistletoe kiss of the night which im a bit jealous of because we and by we i mean you and me should have shared it

tavros and i had sick raps

i didnt know he had it in him

gamzee tried to spike the punch with this green slime shit the trolls apparently sleep in which is gross as fuck

terezi freaked when she had seen all of the red decorations hanging

karkat made us watch sappy troll romance movies

you definitely would have liked those

equius was uncomfortable with all of the holiday loving but nepeta got him to join in on the white elephant

by the way he gave us a strange look when we made him sit down in a fucked up oval which was supposed to be a circle

he got the floor all sticky with his sweat jesus christ calm the fucking perspiration down man not cool when we told him about white elephant

whats so wrong with the word white

feferi eridan sollux they made a wreckage of the front yard with a dual of snow and psionics(?) with feferi telling them to stop

aradia was somewhere off near roses dead cat grave

it was fun while it lasted

and then vriska asked me where you were

she wanted to give you a present but i told her today was our special night and i said i wanted you all to myself

so john

here i am standing here

waiting until the end of time for you to tell me about how you spent your christmas

waiting here

for you to give me an explanation on why you pushed me out of the way of the car during the summer when we were walking home from the beach

why didnt you just save yourself john

how could i live a life without you

i didnt do it much justice because bluh doodles

theres more under the cut!!!

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((Guys, look at what one of the followers did. Look. Look. Look. EJ YOU SWEET THING ASDFGHJKL;;))
-R

((Scrapped Sadstuck))

((look, I felt like rewarding you guys for enduring with me but I couldn’t bring myself to draw all of these emotions and scenes during Winter Break. I apologize. So here, I’ll let you all imagine this in better art styles than mine. ))

((There was supposed to be a scene where John dies saving Dave because Dave was racing John to the house.. But when Dave ran across the street, there was a car speeding and te collision would’ve ended our knight of time’s life. Instead, it ended his savior’s. S was bawling. HEH…. -R))

TG:

so john

this year wasnt so bad

we had the party over at the lalondes

bro withheld his urge to strife me on the massive roof that would have been an battlefield of epic proportion because mom lalonde wouldve had our hides on her walls

jade mounted a reindeer head on the wall which was kind of creepy but i suppose it runs in the family

the trolls even sent gifts

themselves

rose and kanaya had the first mistletoe kiss of the night which im a bit jealous of because we and by we i mean you and me should have shared it

tavros and i had sick raps

i didnt know he had it in him

gamzee tried to spike the punch with this green slime shit the trolls apparently sleep in which is gross as fuck

terezi freaked when she had seen all of the red decorations hanging

karkat made us watch sappy troll romance movies

you definitely would have liked those

equius was uncomfortable with all of the holiday loving but nepeta got him to join in on the white elephant

by the way he gave us a strange look when we made him sit down in a fucked up oval which was supposed to be a circle

he got the floor all sticky with his sweat jesus christ calm the fucking perspiration down man not cool when we told him about white elephant

whats so wrong with the word white

feferi eridan sollux they made a wreckage of the front yard with a dual of snow and psionics(?) with feferi telling them to stop

aradia was somewhere off near roses dead cat grave

it was fun while it lasted

and then vriska asked me where you were

she wanted to give you a present but i told her today was our special night and i said i wanted you all to myself

so john

here i am standing here

waiting until the end of time for you to tell me about how you spent your christmas

waiting here

for you to give me an explanation on why you pushed me out of the way of the car during the summer when we were walking home from the beach

why didnt you just save yourself john

how could i live a life without you

owarii:

This is actually for a bunch of followers that I promised sadstuck for but I really can’t bring myself to draw sadstuck. It will come another time. I hope that you all stayed strong through the absolutely rude posting in the homestuck pairing tags of DaveJohn, Stridercest, PB&amp;J, homestuck… and so on.
Happy Almost New Years you guys. Thanks for sticking with me.
-R

((Feel free to remove the wall of text if you want to reblog it because my walls of text are unbearable.))

owarii:

This is actually for a bunch of followers that I promised sadstuck for but I really can’t bring myself to draw sadstuck. It will come another time. I hope that you all stayed strong through the absolutely rude posting in the homestuck pairing tags of DaveJohn, Stridercest, PB&J, homestuck… and so on.

Happy Almost New Years you guys. Thanks for sticking with me.

-R

((Feel free to remove the wall of text if you want to reblog it because my walls of text are unbearable.))